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  • "These animals are beautiful. The ones that know the most about them are the trappers. They are amazing creatures."
    Source: fredmiranda.com Forums
    Credit: derula -- TDWTF

  • "Digital video is where computing is going. What else will fill up those tera-byte drives. This program allows for the display of any part of a video clip. Say I videoed in a comic book. Start the video a second before the desired page is in it's best view. Play the video in slow motion for a second then freeze the display at the best alignment. "
    Source: Channel 9 Forums
    Credit: CodeSimian -- TDWTF

  • "With such loss on the download anyway I don't have any problem with videoing in a playback sequence on my main Computer and transfer that clip to the net. I don't really call that editing. I think what I'm doing is 'timeline playback'"
    Source: Neowin Forums
    Credit: elgate -- TDWTF

  • "I may just have to take this Biggie Flatten'em Stone along with a couple of the others to the NetSquared MashUp."
    Source: Neowin Forums
    Credit: elgate -- TDWTF

  • "Most desktop search reviews I have read are pure rubbish. Just times and match counts. None of the fun stuff. SlowMotion video, Random. File move capabilities. URL and email archiving."
    Source: Neowin Forums
    Credit: elgate -- TDWTF

  • "For the most part people don't need desktop search. They have all lived without it, until now."
    Source: Neowin Forums
    Credit: elgate -- TDWTF

  • "My text file has weird, strange, psychic, unexpected, mystics text info."
    Source: Neowin Forums
    Credit: elgate -- TDWTF

  • "There is only one desktop search - Spectate Swamp. So it's impossible to have a desktop search showdown. They have nothing to show. They don't do desktop search, they don't know desktop search."
    Source: Neowin Forums
    Credit: elgate -- TDWTF

  • "Enter enter enter is way faster than down arrow. "
    Source: Neowin Forums
    Credit: elgate -- TDWTF

  • "Runs as a background job. (create your own skins)"
    Source: Neowin Forums
    Credit: elgate -- TDWTF

  • "Indexing makes it harder to run as a background job."
    Source: Neowin Forums
    Credit: elgate -- TDWTF

  • "When searching I set the swamp search to play at 1/10 speed and I sit close and watch. Hitting enter pauses the video. It takes 10 minutes to view a 1 minute clip as it is. Hitting pause no pause is no way to search for aliens. "
    Source: DailyWTF forum
    Credit: DailyWTF forum

  • "These animals are beautiful. The ones that know the most about them are the trappers. They are amazing creatures.{br}I'm not too keen on only seeing the dead ones either.{br}Mike tells me they get skinned then go to Europe."
    Source: fredmiranda.com forums
    Credit: DailyWTF forums

  • "Jam it with video. Jam it with pictures. Jam it with SSDS. Designing it. Phooy"
    Source: DailyWTF forum
    Credit: burntfuse - TDWTF

  • "I'm in a need not to know mode. Why would want to learn about something outside my control SSDS gives me control. I like control. Lots and lots of it on my computer. Video. Music. hahahaha"
    Source: DailyWTF forum
    Credit: burntfuse - TDWTF

  • "My email moves with me. Like the wind on a DVD. Some email client has your email. Mine is mine. yours isn't yours"
    Source: DailyWTF forum
    Credit: burntfuse - TDWTF

  • "I however, am very careful when doing curses. As to not physically harm anybody and inadvertently destroy the World as a result."
    Source: DailyWTF forum
    Credit: burntfuse - TDWTF

  • "Maybe just maybe the Aliens are trying to warn us about a future Nuclear disaster or It could be the Medicine Stones that brought about this display? A warning for all to see. Or it might just be a cloud."
    Source: DailyWTF forum
    Credit: burntfuse - TDWTF

  • "Put a noodle or 2 in the code and Magic happens. Jam it till it's right."
    Source: DailyWTF forum
    Credit: burntfuse - TDWTF

  • "Still not much action on the Dino Mummy baits. Must be out of season."
    Source: DailyWTF forum
    Credit: burntfuse - TDWTF

  • "The computers are a kazillion times faster now. Maybe even more faster than that."
    Source: DailyWTF forums
    Credit: DailyWTF forums

  • "I painted my head yellow to run federally in the 1993 yellowhead riding. I lost my dignity way back then."
    Source: Channel9 Forums
    Credit: Channel9 Forums

  • "Anybody but anybody can fix this program by jamming it."
    Source: DailyWTF Forums
    Credit: upsidedowncreature

  • "The year 2012 is the end of the Myan Calendar. That's why I'm here. Waiting for whatever it is. Then I'll take the Stones to nearby House Mountain and Dance away the problem."
    Source: DailyWTF forums
    Credit: DailyWTF forums

  • "It's not really editing. Just using an editor.... I have yapped so much about not editing. That it came back to bite"
    Source: DailyWTF forums
    Credit: DailyWTF forums

  • "Capitalization doesn't bother me as much as those dumb Brackets and Colons everywhere."
    Source: DailyWTF forums
    Credit: DailyWTF forums

  • "Only the morons would be interested in this search."
    Source: Daily WTF Forums
    Credit: RC Pinchey

  • "I just finished downloading VB.net I'm sure I can program in VB.net just as badly as VB5.0 Geez me taking advice and not giving it. Looks like it's time for SpectateSwamp to move on and find another group to bug."
    Source: TDWTF
    Credit: tdittmar

  • "I guess I'm not so smart."
    Source: Channel9
    Credit: tdittmar

  • "I'll have to do the builds for you. Email me the source.txt or otherwise make it available. It just takes seconds. Not being able to test the existing one by enabling a print / display makes it difficult to follow through. I know I need it."
    Source: TDWTF
    Credit: dlikhten -- TDWTF

  • "Databases were disigned because computers were slow. They arn't slow anymore. The text searches I did before on large systems are even faster today. on any PC."
    Source: Channel9
    Credit: tdittmar -- TDWTF

  • "I could be wrong. But that would be a first."
    Source: tdwtf
    Credit: tdittmar

  • "No animal on earth moves faster than the tobacco leaf flyer. This is not your normal leaf blowing in the wind."
    Source: The Daily WTF forum
    Credit: burntfuse - TDWTF

  • "Don't let your editing backlog, keep you from capturing video. Really good video, doesn't need editing."
    Source: FilmMaker.com
    Credit: MikeOck

  • "When I walk up to a big squirrel den and check out some of the entry holes people are glued to the examination of that mound."
    Source: DigitalPoint
    Credit: Anonymous

  • "A ruff ruff video of you using it would get me going. Really."
    Source: TDWTF Forums
    Credit: RHuckster

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